Palantir is evil and needs to be throttled. Perhaps these shirts might help spread the word.

My dog Whiskey is the mascot. Make him famous and Palantir infamous at the same time.

xo

- r & w

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Side note:

This site has nothing to do with an apparent surveillance and data harvesting A.I. tech company out of Silicon Valley that goes by the name Palantir.

It's just a bizarre coincidence.

I am profoundly against magical stones. Of any sort. I can't stand them. That's what this site is about. Especially the spying, future predicting, soul sucking kind such as the Palantir Stone from the Lord of the Rings series. That one may be the worst.

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