The Shirt is officially available
If you know, you know. If you need to know, see the links below.
Whitney Webb
Tim Dillon
Sam Hyde
The Young Turks
Abby Martin
Nick Fuentes
Peter Theil
Alex Karp
LOTR
Palantir
The Shirt
High quality, bella-canvas premium, washed black.
Shop now. Free shipping in the U.S.
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The Lore Shirt
Regular price $35.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
The Magnet
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
The New Shirt
Regular price $35.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per
The first shirt & magnet are currently available, but no promotion or social media campaign has begun. If you came across this website in Summer 2026, lets gooo!
Send photos of you or whomever in the shirt and tag us @ newnoise.us on instagram or tiktok. Help spread the word. Thank you for your support!